Airlines I have been cleaning the basurilla computer and I encountered a paper copy. Not that page has gone out so I can not cite sources. (If you are the author put it without hesitation in a comment. Thank you) First of all to see I am legal. This
that is fashionable now closing low cost airlines take the opportunity to publish.
The truth is that pisses me off that the concept of low cost airlines disappear because of the cost of oil, as all these companies closing I forget to leave Spain. So I have to do my bit for them to save a little more on their flights.
1. Serving food plane bulk charging of course. Want to 30g. 50ml peanut or coffee as you weigh it thus saving unnecessary packaging.
2. Life jackets But have you ever saved someone's life in a plane crash? I think it is a useless cost, a bill sponsored by a manufacturer of life jackets.
3. seat, do not see the wasted space in the armrests.
4. Forcing laxatives go to the bathroom before takeoff, greatly reducing weight.
5. helium filled the cabin for the plane afloat. Besides the trip would be a joke.
Well, the article in question is as follows.
If Operating Systems were Airlines UNIX Airways: Everyone brings a piece of the plane when it arrives at the airport.
They all go to the track and assemble the aircraft piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane is being built. Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until the plans, then up to jump and let go with the momentum until it again reaches the ground. Then push again, jump again, etc .... Mac
Airlines All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers and ticket look and act exactly alike. Every time a question about concrete things, he says gently but firmly that you do not need to know, do you want to know, and that everything will be done by him without ever having to know, so just shut up.
Windows Air: The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a perfect liftoff. After about ten minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever. Windows Server
Air: Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and when it explodes ahead takes any other aircraft within a radius of sixty miles.
Linux Air: Disgruntled employees of all other airlines decide to start their own. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. Charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but also
downloaded from the Internet and print it yourself. When you embark, get a seat, four bolts, a wrench Seat and back-CÓMO.html. Once set, the fully configurable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without the
slightest problem during flight food is wonderful. You try to talk to customers from other airlines great trip, but all they manage to say is: "What you had to do WHAT with the seat?".